tippingvelvets:

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

(via honeybadgerswag)

chandra-nalaar:

slimetony:

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

earth

(via in-hell-with-misty)

memeufacturing:

woman: *gives birth to child*
guy: ehh are you SURE thats worse than bein kicked in the balls
woman: *gets hit by a car*
guy: i’m not sure if thats as bad as , say,gettin kicked in the balls
woman: *is torn to shreds by a grain harvester*
guy: well i mean. Getting kicked in the balls is pretty painful, so,

(via hijababyy)

alltime-fallout-atsix:

ozymandias271:

it is tremendously freeing to realize that saying “I’m not informed enough about this issue to have a real opinion” is an option

A lot of people need to learn this

(via hijababyy)